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Paté

alain30110
in Blagues et Histoires Drôles

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Un charcutier vend du paté d'alouette. Un client lui demande : 

 

- Quelle est la proportion d'alouette dans votre paté ? Vous devez y mettre aussi du porc ?

 

- Oui, moitié-moitié.

 

- C'est à dire ?

 

- Un cochon, une alouette, un cochon, une alouette.

 

 

 

 

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