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Dans les pubs de lessive on nous dit comment enlever les taches de sang mais pas comment se débarrasser du corps

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Docteur, Docteur, mon mari se prend pour une chèvre ! Est-ce grave ?

 

-Bêêêêêêêêê non !

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- Tu me quittes parce que je suis daltonien. N'est ce pas Violette ?

 

- ROSE ! PUTAIN je m'appelle ROSE

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