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Après une soirée, un homme invite une femme à boire un verre chez lui. Après être arrivé il lui dit:

 

- Ma montre magique me dit que tu ne portes pas de sous-vêtements.

 

- Bien-sûr que j'en porte.

 

- Oh, excuse ma montre elle doit avoir 15 minutes d'avance...

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