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Mesdames, un conseil. Si vous cherchez un homme beau, riche et intelligent… prenez-en trois !




Quand on s’endort avec le cul qui gratte, on se réveil avec les doigts qui puent.




Certains ont l’air honnêtes mais quand ils te serrent la main tu as intérêt à recompter tes doigts…

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