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Une femme en train de faire ses courses achète les produits suivants:

1 savon, 1 brosse à dents, 1 tube de dentifrice, 1 baguette

1 litre de lait, 1 pomme

1 banane, 1 orange

1 pêche, 1 tomate

1 laitue, 1 choux

1 barre muesli, 1 tartelette

1 dîner micro-ondes, 1 pizza surgelée.

Le caissier la regarde, sourit, et lui dit:

– Seule, hein?

La nana sourit timidement et répond, émue:

– oui…comment avez vous deviné ?

Le gars répond

– Parce que vous êtes moche !

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